Have you nothing better to do than just sit around and randomly post? Welcome! Please do stay for tea.

This courtyard is located in between the girls' and boys' dorms. An elegant fountain is located at the exact center of the courtyard, and many elegant metal benches are placed along the shaded pathway, and in between the benches are large trees that shade most of the courtyard. The trees bloom with flowers in the spring, bear fruit in summer, nuts in fall, and loose all of their leaves in the winter.

The teachers' dorm is located on the upper two floors of the school, and are slightly larger and more elegant than the students' dorms. It is virtually impossible for a student to sneak into one of these dorms, and those who are caught are punished severely.

This class teaches students how to distance themselves from the outside people they will be interacting with without letting those people know that they are being distanced. It also helps the students to learn how to distinguish themselves from the aliases they will be taking on.

Learn how to poison people with a variety of ingredients in many interesting ways.

Every Saturday at noon students who are feeling competitive gather here, then spit into teams of 3 or 4. The competitions range from fights to timed obstacle courses.
The building is a giant cube made of ivy-covered brick on the outside, but inside every surface is lightly padded with a black squishy material that is only three inches thick. This material can be grabbed and molded into holds on the walls, just for fun. Or if you want to dangle from the ceiling.
In the basement of this building, one can find a variety of things for building obstacle courses that range from deathly difficult to pathetically easy. Also in the basement are a variety of weapons that can be used in fights. Of course, none of this may leave the building, or it will self-destruct...

A few miles west of the city lies a vast forest where a road cuts through, but other than that there is no sign of civilization for miles.

There are many secret passageways throughout the school and underground. It is up to you to find them, and once inside, laser scanners will scan your DNA to ensure that you are a student at Kaerush Academy. If you are not, you will be instantaneously fried. Or crushed. It depends upon the Headmistress's mood.